I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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