Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Even my vagina gasped.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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