BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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