the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Your penis caused this!
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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