why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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