Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
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My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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