I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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