I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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