I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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