I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
