Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
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He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
jump out the window naked night went bad
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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