awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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