How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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