The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
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You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
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