So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
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The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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