She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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