i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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