you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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