why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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