your parents love me but you hate me
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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