I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
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yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
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You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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