Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
only if we run a train.
done.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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