Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Operation Purity has been aborted
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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