it was like eating out sand paper
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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