This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
