Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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