i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
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I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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