it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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