My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
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