420 ftw
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
