I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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