how do flat chested girls get laid?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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