Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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