What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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