Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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