I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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