"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
honey bunches of taint.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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