i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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