Duck Duck Cougar?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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