So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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