you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
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Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
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She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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