We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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