We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I love you.
Bad choice
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