if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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