I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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