Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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