True but thats because hes a fetus.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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