she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Randomize
