Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize
