Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
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I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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