check it out our google latitudes are spooning
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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