haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
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I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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