like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun