her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
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So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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