Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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