Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
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The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
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Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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