We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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